bank: your account is at -$5000….
bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.
Falcon version of puppy dog eyes
*SQUEES THEN DIES*
i procrastinate until it’s not even procrastinating anymore it’s just stupidity
i found my new wardrobe
i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him
Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?
You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.
beauxbatons derek because angsty french wizard derek was too good to pass up
a+ uniform design from here
Some Harry and Ron!Sciles for Emily~*~*~ uwu
Let’s be serious, if these dudes dressed up as Harry and Ron they would spent the entire time slapping the shit out of each other with their respective plush animal companions
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
my sexuality: pictures of the lotr cast dorking about in full costume
until i die, i will never fangirl over the cast of a movie the way i do with the LotR cast. ;)
scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub
if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground
Rare and mystical sight.
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
this is all i need from life i am content