staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
Is Your Red The Same as My Red?
I’VE HAD THIS HYPOTHESIS IN MY HEAD FOREVER
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote”
tastes like moose
Taste’s like you
IM SCREAMING HELP
have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune
its rly awk when guys have big pecs it looks like they have boobs
OH COME ON
its ok to like pec-boobs
THEY ARE NOT BOOBS
facebook does not appreciate me
it’s okay we appreciate you here
my goal in life is to be Tim
#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY