It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
"I belong to you, Thor."
These amazing photos were taken by Russian photographer Alexey Kljatov, who adapted his camera in order to achieve remarkably close-up focus on individual snowflakes after they’ve fall on the ground. He illuminates his shots with a flashlight and the background texture is dark wool fabric.
Alexy’s images reveal the unique geometric shapes of each snowflake with such astonishing clarity that it’s easy to forget just how tiny they really are. Visit Alexey Kljatov’s Flickr stream to view many more of his remarkable snowflake photos.
[via My Modern Metropolis]
Nice, but they’re still white, conventionally attractive, not visually trans* or disabled, neither of them have visable scarring, stretchmarks, etc, I mean, even on a basic body-positive note, neither of them have hair legs or armpits.
I’ve yet to see ONE graphic along these lines that actually include anything other than the chubby/skinny thing. Let’s see some fat, scarred and stretchmarked black trans women with prosthetic limbs or dwarfism or something, and hairy legs, maybe she’s got a shaped afro or something, natural black hair is looked down on by society.
Then I’ll get as excited as the rest of tumblr by these nicely drawn graphics.
YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY A RE YOU
IS THIS FUCKING BETTER??!?@»@?
How to get a straight guy to understand common gay/sexual/relationship terms… use bacon!
i’m gay and i understand myself better now
im g onna f ucknign sc ream
DID BUZZFEED JUST SHIP SPIRK AND THROW SHADE AT SPUHURA I THINK THEY JUST DID.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
my friend got accused of plagiarizing in junior high because she used the word “sweets” instead of “candy” and our teacher thought that the word sweets was “too advanced for our vocabulary”
I know a girl who got in trouble for plagiarizing the sentence “Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president.”
I just found this gem on facebook and it is glorious
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
So we visited Sherlock’s grave and noticed something missing..
We made our exits in an unblinking fashion.
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.