i cry and my tears sail my ships

swafg:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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hahn117:

dot-ed:

Is Your Red The Same as My Red?

I’VE HAD THIS HYPOTHESIS IN MY HEAD FOREVER


adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

UPDATE: 

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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klartie: i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 

klartie:

i do believe i won this round of “best yearbook quote” 


fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

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niceworkbonedaddy: the-i-in-hiatus: placeboprincess: tastes like free healthcare   tastes like FREEDOM  tastes like moose tastes like leprechauns Taste’s like you only sweeter IM SCREAMING HELP

niceworkbonedaddy:

the-i-in-hiatus:

placeboprincess:

tastes like

free healthcare

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tastes like

FREEDOM 

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tastes like moose

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tastes like

leprechauns

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Taste’s like you

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only sweeter

IM SCREAMING HELP



skysoaring:

have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune


 

 


girlhearted:

zurashisu:

girlhearted:

zurashisu:

girlhearted:

its rly awk when guys have big pecs it looks like they have boobs

OH COME ON

its ok to like pec-boobs

THEY ARE NOT BOOBS

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krazykitsune: uncle-jessie: facebook does not appreciate me it’s okay we appreciate you here

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here



lord-of-the-assbutts: my goal in life is to be Tim

lord-of-the-assbutts:

my goal in life is to be Tim



talkliterarysymbolismtome: #woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY

talkliterarysymbolismtome:

#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY